Monday Mommy Moments

Yes a Mommy Moment! It is more of a wordless Wednesday but a totally Mommy moment as well and I wanted to share it with you.

Mommy Moment

I know it is not Monday and I have not done a Mommy Moment in a long time but I have to share this before I forget it!

Kira and I listen to the FISH radio station just about every morning on the way to school. Part of the morning show is a segment call Junior Joker, where kids tell jokes. Anyway it was a joke about Noah this morning. Kira has a sense of humor but some of them I have to explain a little, this morning being one of them. So as we were talking about Noah and how he took two of every animal on the Ark with him, like two worms, two birds, two elephant, and so on. Kira says "yeah I know mom and he took two of those bad snakes, the sinning snakes, I saw it on in my bible!"

You have to love your kids and how their little brains work! Thanks Kira for a great start to my day!

Mommy Moment

I know it has been awhile since I have posted a Mommy Moment, it has been a little crazy!
Onto the Mommy Moment;

Just the other night Kira woke up and was complaining about a scratch on her foot. She said that it really hurt and that the "brain" in her foot hurt!

How is the brain in your foot?

Forgetfull Tooth Fairy

Cassie finally lost one of her bottom teeth today! She has had her fingers in her mouth for about 2 months now, even during the middle of the soccer game she would be playing with this tooth. So it finally come out today! YEAH!

There is a little bit of a problem, the tooth fairy that normally visits the Isenberger house is on deployed to the big sand box! The problem is that the interim fairy can't remember how much money is normally left! YIKES!

Well I guess the fill in fairy might just be setting a new standard! These are just some of the "joys" of our lives!

Satire

I know it is Sunday, but I thought I would still post it, to funny to wait till next Saturday!

Beware of the Bear!

Monday Mommy Moments

A few make my heart melt moments and one Kira moment.

Yesterday at church as Cassie and I were standing to sing during the praise time, we started singing a song and she looked up at me and said, "it is ....."(sorry don't remember the name of the song) and she was right. I got teared up to know that she loves to sing and is choosing to learn and remember song that praise her heavenly father.

Josiah newest thing this week is anytime we sing the song "Ho Ho Hosanna" he has started to wave his little hand and tries to sing the song. So cute you just want to cry.

Kira, bless her heart actually has two. The other day I was talking to my mom on the phone trying to come up with the name of this movie I have been hearing a lot about on the radio station we listen to and I could not think of it, then all the from no where Kira says "Fire Proof is the name mom." I asked how in the world did you know that, she said "because they are always talking about it on the radio." This was so cute but also a eye opener for me, they really do listen to the radio and pick stuff up, so like the song says "be careful little ears what you hear."

Kira other one is funny, I bought Kira a pair of slipper today and she was trying them on while we were driving home from school. From the back seat I hear "I love these mom so much I wish I could keep them till I die." I said but your feet will grow and then they won't fit. Her reply was "I wish they could just grow like my feet, then I could keep them forever." Got to love the way their brains works.

Wordless Wednesday

Who needs toys when you have kitchen stuff!

Monday Mommy Moments

I do have a Mommy Moment, even though it is late! it is still Monday!

Kira has made up a new song that she has been sing the last couple of days. I think she loves having all the attention in the car in the mornings on the way to school, now that Cassie is riding the bus. Anyway the song, it changes a little from day to day depending on what she see. It is "I love ..." fill in the what she see at that moment. A few lines are always the same "I love my Dad, my Sister, my Brother, my Mom" we even get repeated a lot in the song. That is all cute, but the part that made me almost drive off the road was after getting all the family members in at the top of her lungs she says "I LOVE MY SELF! I LOVE MY SELF!"

Well at least she is honest!

Saturday Satire

So I know that Saturday is almost over but oh well. After three day's of 102+ temp. I finally loaded all the kids up and brought Josiah to the ER last night. As we (Cassie, Kira, Josiah & myself) were sitting in the hallway of the hospital on a bed (really it was a gurney) I was witness to another mommies, mommy moment and I just have to share.

A women and two boys (ages maybe 8 & 11) were visiting another female in the room across the hall from our make shift area. The patient needed to have some blood drawn so the kids were asked to step out of the room and wait in the hall. As we sat trying to mind our own business, which when sitting on a gurney in the hallway with three kids is not very doable, it came very apparent that the patient did not want to have her blood drawn. She started to scream and yell and then cry. The older of the two boys, asked the women (whom I am assuming was their mom) what they were doing. She simply stated that they just needed to draw some blood but that she (the patient) did not want them to. He then stated "And I thought going to the dentist was bad!"

Saturday Satire

I hope this does not offend anyone, if it does I am sorry. I got this in an e-mail from a friend and thought it was pretty funny.

Wish I could think so quickly. . . .

A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their

Seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and Asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'

He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer Complaints.

Monday Mommy Moments

This weeks Mommy moment was more of a mommy realization. Each child you have gets a little tougher. Correct me if I am wrong, moms with multiple children, but with each child you become a little more shall I say, laid back. Here is my examples;

Josiah was playing the living room with Kira, I can't remember what I was doing but something where they were in ear shot but not direct eye site.

• With the first child I don't think I was ever out of eye site, the second one in the same room but defiantly never in a different room.

I hear Josiah start to cry, I listen to determine if it is a I am mad, stuck, or if it is a bleeding wound cry.

• With the first child you were right there so they never cried as you were picked them up before they could cry, the second child they cried but you were close enough and most likely saw what happened.

The crying did not last long so I assumed all was fine. After finishing whatever it was I was doing, I went and check on the kids. Much to my surprise Josiah had a nice sized scratch on his head. Kira proceeded to tell me she bumped him and he fell into the pack&play, must of hit the break on the wheel.

Later that day I realized I need to take Josiah 8 month pictures, so I put him in the recliner with the bear we have used for all the kids and took his picture. In the process of doing so I realized that the Coo Coo Clock was not running. I still withing arms reach of the chair turned and wound the clock. The next thing I know I hear Josiah crying again, this time he has gone from the chair to the floor. He acquired a nice chair/rug burn on his noise.

• Again with the first I would have never turned your back, and the second I would have at least kept one hand on the baby.

Oh wait, it gets better. This time I was in the computer room checking e-mail fast (right, like you can check e-mail fast!) Any who, Josiah crawled in and found me and proceeded to play or say I say destroy the office. We did do one thing right, we moved our coffee table with hard edges and sharp corners into the office. Well maybe out in the garage would have been a better idea, as Josiah slipped on some magazines I let him tear apart and bumped his face on the table, no blood!

• First child I never check e-mail unless they were in bed, second child only when they were contained in something.

So my mommy realization is that they get tougher or maybe I am getting lazy! Here is a picture of the one day battle scars! The one on his noise now has a scab so it looks even worse now, but the one by his eye went away.

Saturday Satire

A little Military photo humor

Saturday Satire

Saturday Satire

We decided to start celebrating Saturday by posting some sort of humor or satire. Gotta reserve some time for laughter! Without further ado, here it is. Would these lovely ladies really deter anyone from drinking?